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Joke of the Day

"?Police Navidad / Police Navidad / Police Navidad, usemos mace y brutalidad?"

"Have you heard of the guy that lost his left side He's all right now"

"What do you get when you cross an Elephant and a Rhino? 'Elephino!"

"What's the thing u don't tell a vampire? Bite me."

"What happens when you mix mustard and ketchup together? it's must-up ..*rubs brow*"

"There is a mile long line of cars stopped ahead, but go ahead and honk at the guy in front of you. It might help."

"I try to find the good in every situation. Wait. That was a typo. I meant ""food."" I try to find the food in every situation."

"I'm surprised more death row inmates don't choose a machine gun, a key to the prison, and a helicopter for their last meal."

"What do Canadians put on their steaks? Eh-1 (Sorry)"

"Before I go to the airport I'm going to swallow a Hot Wheels car & an action figure. Then when they scan me I'm going to act like Godzilla."