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Joke of the Day
"?Police Navidad / Police Navidad / Police Navidad, usemos mace y brutalidad?"
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"Where do fishes keep their money? In river banks"
"*repeatedly tries to explain Sisyphus to classmates who have apparently never heard of him* I wish you guys could get how ironic this is."
"ME: bae, you wanna go out? HER: hell yeah ME: ok pliz close the door on your way out I need to play FIFA alone."
"Today the world has lost a great leader who ruled with an iron fist. Mrs.Brady you will be missed... (some guy named Fidel Castro died too)"
"two guys walk into a bar. The 3rd one ducks"
"What difference does an ""A"" make? Between NASA and NSA--it's astronomical."
"Did your world end today? Mayan didn't"
"Once upon a time there were five apples Which was the cowboy? None - because they were all redskins."
"Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he."