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Joke of the Day

"Today the world has lost a great leader who ruled with an iron fist. Mrs.Brady you will be missed... (some guy named Fidel Castro died too)"

"TWA airlines flight Hostess asks ""TWA coffe sir?"" ""I prefer T thanks!"""

"My mom and her church biddies have morphed Facebook's ""People you may know"" to ""People who likely cleaned your face with spit on a hanky."""

"If everything is going your way You're in the wrong lane"

"People tell me that I have a unique way of lighting up a room. It's called arson and those people are called witnesses."

"What do you get when a fat guy and a butterface have sex? A Burka! He covers his body, and she covers her face!"

"NSFW Your cock's like Mt. Everest... It's hard to get up"

"What do you call a Mexican knight? The Chosen Juan."

"How do you play Iraqi bingo? F18...B52...F18"

"Why couldn't hitler go to the barbecue He burnt the franks"