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Joke of the Day

"Today the world has lost a great leader who ruled with an iron fist. Mrs.Brady you will be missed... (some guy named Fidel Castro died too)"

"Look dude, I'm going to need to see alot more chest hair and jewelry if you want into my Disco party"

"Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made."

"What is Chalah before it's baked? Judo"

"Are these potato chips so much healthier b/c they're Baked? My brother is baked all the time, and he's got diabetes."

"I bought a dry erase board to improve my time management skills but the only thing that's improved is my ability to draw dicks."

"In Soviet Russia ... the Government owns the Corporations."

"Bi?ch I didn't text you to exercise my fingers, I want a damn reply"

"What is DJ Khaled's favorite number? 11 Because it has another 1"

"How to get a cop's attention"