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Joke of the Day
"What difference does an ""A"" make? Between NASA and NSA--it's astronomical."
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"Why are automatic vehicles difficult to drive? Because they don't come with a manual"
"[sees someone use multiple contradictory excuses to compel faith-based behavior] perhaps i can reason you out of this using history and laws"
"Me: C'mon, baby. Send me a pic. Her: I dunno. Me: Baby, please. I need it. Her: Fine. *Opens pic of pug dressed like a duck* Me: Sweeeeeet"
"When you walk into a store buying sexual necessities... New Ariana Grande CD: 18 Tub of Vaseline: 3 XL Box of Tissues: 2 The look of disgust on the cashier's face as you pay: Priceless"
"If at first you don't succeed... Skydiving is not for you."
"What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA"
"who called it carrying your cell phone in your front pocket instead of hot signals in your area"
"Ad a German i often hear some say we have a bad humor .... last time someone actually told me, he got burned with the other jews telling me. Edit: Damn it phone it is as and not ad ._."
"The Canadian military is just a guy named Ross with a flare gun in an aluminum boat."