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Joke of the Day

"Mom: You should come camping with us! It's only $100! Me: You want me to pay $100 to sleep outside? Mom: Yeah. Me: I'm getting a new Mom."

"Why did mr.Potato head go to Prison. Hash browns."

"They say cow manure come from males. But that's bullshit."

"Don't think I know half of my FB friends....Who the heck are you people?"

"Why did the Japanese man take a stick of butter and some oil to his garden? He wanted to see a butterfry"

"Did you hear about the boss that slept with his secretary and then fired her? He really gave her the shaft."

"What do confused owls say? Too-whit-to-why?"

"Do you like to draw? Because I put the D in raw"

"Most people think that being in your 50s is now classed as the new 30s. Take my word for It, the police speed cameras think differently"

"I'm busy hiding all of the tissues in my house... So when Santa comes tonight he will have to use his beard"