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Joke of the Day
"Don't think I know half of my FB friends....Who the heck are you people?"
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"A moderator is browsing /r/worldnews..."
"How do footballers send messages? By referee-mail."
"Men at 25 play football. Men at 40 play tennis. Men at 60 play golf. Have you noticed that as you get older your balls get smaller?"
"My 7-year-old daughter asked me twice today ""what poison would kill someone the fastest?"" and now I'm wondering if I've underestimated her."
"Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green? It was Saint Patrick's Day."
"Look, I've been following you for the last three doors you've opened. I'm not saying thank you again."
"I liked you better before we met."
"A Ducks walks into a bar He orders a beer and says.......... put it on my tab."
"What do a condom and a fighter jet have in common? A cockpit."