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Joke of the Day

"Why did the Japanese man take a stick of butter and some oil to his garden? He wanted to see a butterfry"

"What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a convertable? I keep one in my garage and one in my closet. Edit:typo."

"Why are men like blenders? You need one but you're not quite sure why."

"""What is your greatest strength""? Brevity."

"""Love"" means never having to say ""I'm scoreless at tennis"""

"Poor Sally! Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock (who's there? ) Not Sally. Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere."

"Why do people eat carrots to help their eyesight? They should be eating oranges because they have vitamin C. haha"

"Does anyone know where Engagement, Ohio is? About halfway between Dayton and Marion"

"I stay away from granny Smith. She's just too tart for me."

"STEAK AND SEX A: What does a good steak have in common with good sex? B: They're both very rare."