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Joke of the Day
"How long after walking into someone's house is it acceptable to ask for their WiFi password?"
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"Caught my dog chewing on my law books this morning. Now he is Pro Bono."
"My body is a temple... And it's devoted to Dionysus. Cheers."
"[bedroom] Her: omg don't stop Me: what was that? Her: *sighs* Simon says don't stop"
"I wanted to be a gynecologist, but I couldn't find an opening."
"My wife said I should stop telling jokes because my punchlines are always shit. Shit."
"My favorite part of a marathon is... My favorite part of a marathon is watching the reaction of runners who grab my plastic cup of vodka."
"[phone rings] ""We've removed your son's missing picture from our milk cartons."" ""You found him?"" ""No, people stopped buying milk."""
"What's the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One goes ""ribbit ribbit"", the other goes ""rub it rub it""."
"Everyone's gynecologist uses the term battle damage,' right?"