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Joke of the Day
"My body is a temple... And it's devoted to Dionysus. Cheers."
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"When I was a teenager, I tried to throw out all my boardgames... My parents were mad that I was throwing my Life away."
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"My dad told me I was no son of his. Then my mom said ""Dammit how did he know?"""
"What do you call an annoying black person? A nagger."
"Guys, I figured out a better way to pretend you died mid-type! All you need to do is hold dooooooooooooooooooooooo"
"want a brand new identity when you go back to school? why not change your name to 'Bird Christmas' or 'Crisp Terdass'"
"I don't need a personal trainer as much as I need someone to follow me around and slap unhealthy food out of my hands. :/"
"What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Udder disaster."
"What did the banker use for birth control? His personality"