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Joke of the Day

"My body is a temple... And it's devoted to Dionysus. Cheers."

"I keep the streets safe at night by staying home."

"I hate it when people say I'm sexist. How can I be sexist when I'm half female on my mother's side?"

"Its and old, old joke... But some how it came to mind last night: ""Apart from that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?"" (Tnx to Jeff Greenfield)"

"Someone just threw a bottle of Omega 3 tablets at me! I only received super fish oil injuries, but still..."

"Did you get that????? Unscramble these words! 1.) PNEIS 2.) HTIELR 3.) NGGERI 4.) BUTTSXE Did you get SPINE, LITHER, GINGER and SUBTEXT?"

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? I've never had a lentil on my face"

"This joke ends in a non-sequitur... ... I know, I couldn't follow it either."

"To the jogger clinging to the hood of my car: That's why you run WITH the flow of traffic"

"""haha one time we turned a cpr training dummy into a bong"" yes doctor but how is our son *leans in close* ""you had to light its weiner"""