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Joke of the Day
"Roses are red, violets are blue...valentine's crap is over now don't you have some ironing to do?"
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"*police sirens* *Dad bursts into my room wearing a Princess Leia costume* ""HIDE THIS NO TIME TO EXPLAIN"" *throws bag of cinnamon buns at me*"
"Girl walks into a bar she asks the bartender for a double entendre, *so he gave her one.*"
"Last year, I got socks for Christmas. The year before, I got a couple of sacks. And before that, a sax. For pity's sake, Santa, you blind old jerk, it's sex. S-E-X."
"Which animal makes the best pie? A human."
"Where do Tumblr users go to pray? The Cis-Teen Chapel"
"What's the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws; and the other is a pause at the end of a clause."
"What's the difference between voicing your opinion on reddit and getting gang raped? In one at least you get some sex out of it."
"Two black guys are in a car, who's driving? The cop"
"How manny women dose it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one she hokds the blub and the world revolves around her."