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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between voicing your opinion on reddit and getting gang raped? In one at least you get some sex out of it."

"A landscaper's favourite musical genre? Mow-town."

"I used to be a cock sucker, then I took an arrow to knee."

"They say yoga is the best form of exercise But I think that's kind of a stretch."

"Why do you keep saying flail? Because Fail isn't in my vocabulary. ------- Overheard on the train."

"Witness protection, but for men who have accidentally told a woman she looks tired"

"A son runs up to his dad Son: Dad, I'm gay! Dad: Son, I fucked your mother. Son: ... Dad: ... Son: What the fuck? Dad: What? I thought we were saying things that were obvious."

"How will the Duggar's stay on TV and make money? By moving the show to a ""true crime"" channel and calling it ""18 Victims and Counting""."

"I was so tired during Hunger Games, I was nodding as much as Phillip Seymour Hoffman"

"Did you hear about the new British period drama? They're calling it Bloody Hell."