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Joke of the Day
"Girl walks into a bar she asks the bartender for a double entendre, *so he gave her one.*"
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"A man asked me if I could figure out how to operate a camera... I told him I'd look into it and give it my best shot."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alexander ! Alexander who ? Alexander friend are coming over !"
"I like my women like, I like my coffee Illegally imported from an exotic location, and purchased amorally like a commodity."
"My love life. ..."
"(telling a ghost story) You know those knocking noises you hear at night? That's adulthood coming for you! *all the adults start screaming*"
"A guy just yelled at me for tweeting and driving. I told him to get off my fucking hood and mind his own business."
"but how do I know if a guy hates me FOR ME"
"What did one saggy boob say to the other? We better get some support quick or people are going to think we're nuts."
"I had this nightmare that Salma Hayek and Kevin Hart were trying to tell me something at the same time and expected me to understand it"