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Joke of the Day
"Has anyone seen the new Ebola video ? I heard it went viral."
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"What's the best thing about sex with 21-year-olds? There are 20 of them."
"Whats the difference between a Rolling Stone and a Scottish man The Rolling Stone says, ""Hey you, get off of my cloud."" and the Scottish man says, ""Hey McLeod get off of my ewe."""
"What do you call your friend from Prague who beat you at chess? Your Czech mate"
"What does Tupac Shakur and Oceans 13 have in common?... They were both shot in Vegas!"
"Why don't blind people bungee jump? It scares the shit out of the dogs"
"I play Jenga on our first date So she knows my pull out game is strong"
"What do you call a unicorn that's had its horn removed? A eunuchorn."
"What's a mathematicians worst nightmare? An EULer spill"
"Being popular on Facebook is like being the smartest kid in summer school."