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Joke of the Day

"Being popular on Facebook is like being the smartest kid in summer school."

"What idiot called it a rhyme book & not rapping paper"

"What do you call a woman who rents out hot dogs? Lisa Frank"

"Learning to ride a bike is like losing your virginity... No matter how many years go by, you never forget the feeling of your dads hands on your shoulders as he pushes."

"Consciousness: That annoying time between naps."

"No bees were harmed in the making of my new short film, ""Bees on Fire: Screams from Inside a Hive""."

"A parakeet that won't shut up equals dinner for fluffy tonight."

"Why did the hipster burn his mouth? Because he drank his coffee before it was cool."

"Facebook has made me hate birthdays more than funerals."

"Maybe being fat isn't bad, it just sounds awful because we say 'morbidly obese'. Let's switch it to 'cheerfully obese' and see what happens."