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Joke of the Day

"After his passing... ...his re-released albums will officially be reprince."

"What do you call a Pokemon with breasts? Rattata."

"What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.Dre"

"There's a new terrorist group targeting gorillas It's called Boko Harambe"

"So my homework told me to use a table to solve the equation But I already am using a table to solve it. What, should I normally do my math on the floor?!"

"I made a line of soda called Bad Wifi It's not doing so well, everyone keeps saying it isn't refreshing."

"Damn girl, are you from Tennessee? Cause your the only ten I see"

"All of the other reindeer were secretly watching red-nose-on-regular-nose porn."

"[NSFW] Warning Explicit Content This form is explicit. y=x^2"

"Assuming makes an ass out of u and Ming, the thai food delivery boy who you assumed was from Thailand but is actually Chinese."