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Joke of the Day
"What's a mathematicians worst nightmare? An EULer spill"
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"What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him, he won't be able to come to you."
"*Runs 6 miles* *Adds Kenyan to resume*"
"9/11 Must have been an inside job It totally deserved 10/11 stars"
"The early bird gets the worm but the early worm gets eaten, so... I choose sleep."
"*tries to quietly eat carrot sticks during your funeral*"
"My son wanted to go whale watching for his birthday. So we sat outside McDonald's."
"Time flies when a falcon steals your wristwatch."
"My plan to buy a drawing board just fell through. I guess it's back to th-OH GOD DAMNIT."
"Why does Beyonce sing ""to the left, to the left?"" She's secretly a NASCAR fan."