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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you give a duck a knife? A murder most fowl."
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"What did the blue denims say to the black denims? I guess we have different genes!"
"Kanye West shows up at Neil Armstrong's memorial service... and says ""Imma let you finish, but Micheal Jackson had one of the best moon walks of ALL TIME"""
"Friends are like a trampoline Because I always wanted one. edit: grammar"
"Yo mama so fat... She auditioned for Gargantua in the movie Interstellar but got rejected for being too fat"
"What do you call a helicopter mixed with a rhino? Well hell-if-i-know!"
"What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road? Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them"
"Late term abortion now offered in Florida Free with stay to any Orlando resort"
"The pet groomer didn't appreciate the 10 dollar bill I slid across the table to give my dog the ""happy ending""."
"What does the chicken do to get through college? She strips."