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Joke of the Day
"I always drink heavily whenever there's a blizzard or a hurricane or the slightest breeze."
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"Do you think, when they were looking for that Carmen girl, that they ever checked San Diego? Just a thought."
"Why did the scarecrow earn a promotion? Because it was outstanding in its field"
"I used to think Pet Insurance was a waste of money but my cat is at the vets & they've sent us a really lovely little courtesy cat."
"Well, that didn't work. Anybody need 1000 custom candy hearts saying ""Threesome?"""
"Q: What does pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common? A: Both can smell it but can't eat it."
"The best cure for dry coughing. Take some laxative. You will not cough, trust me."
"Hillary Clinton could be become our first F president. I'd say female, but she lost the email."
"Please make sure my tombstone reads: wish you were here."
"What was the last thing that Columbus said to his sailors before getting on the ship? ""Okay men, get on the ship."""