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Joke of the Day
"Why is pornhub so busy today? Because it's erection day!"
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"Knock Knock Knock knock Knock knock knock knock KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK Whitney, Hurry up in there I gotta take a shit!!!"
"The thing about bird jokes are... sometimes they're hard to swallow. Owl let myself out."
"Holding my breath until someone likes this status."
"My phone just changed, 'calendar' to 'cake radar' and now I really wish I had that."
"I like my girlfriends how I like my wine... 10 years old and locked in a cellar"
"There was a deaf mute who said so many dirty words that his mother had to wash his hands with soap."
"What kind of bees make milk? BOO-BEES!"
"What's big and grey and wears a mask ? The elephantom of the opera !"
"What's the summer weather like for a London criminal? Hot, wet, and muggy."