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Joke of the Day

"Dad Joins Facebook DAD: Joined facebook Kids Status Update: DAD on facebook WTF!! DAD Commented: What is WTF? Kid Replied To Him: WELCOME TO FACEBOOK"

"I like my women like I like my reality shows.... Naked and afraid."

"Might love you quicker if you bring me more Liquor."

"What's worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust"

"Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables? Because they're meteor"

"Religion or science? Science flies you to the moon, Religion flies you into buildings"

"What does your girlfriend and my garage have in common? I pull out of both of them."

"Pregnancy tests should have three results: Pregnant, Not Pregnant, and Reality Show."

"I can tell a police officer is gay by the way he writes me a ticket instead of letting me off with a warning."

"Two men walk into a bar (under 10 second joke) Two men walk into a bar.......... See that's weird because if the first guy didn't see it, the second guy should have."