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Joke of the Day
"I know a great joke about rape. But they don't let me put it in"
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"Did you hear about the new movie about the Nazi with a speech impediment? Schindler's Lisp"
"Context is everything ""Jesus loves you!"" A lovely thing to hear in church. Not so much in a Mexican prison."
"Who has the best K/D ratio? Hitler."
"What do you call a witch that stays out all night? A fresh air freak."
"Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse."
"You know that pestering someone because the don't watch the same TV shows as you isn't a personality, right?"
"What happened to the heretical chef? He was burnt at the steak."
"Watch your wedding video backwards. You'll love the part when you take your ring off, walk away from the altar, & leave with your friends."
"What do snakes use to build clocks? Metal Gears"