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Joke of the Day

"Context is everything ""Jesus loves you!"" A lovely thing to hear in church. Not so much in a Mexican prison."

"""I'm really good in bed"" -Ice cream"

"Did you hear about the house that lesbians built? It's all tongue in groove."

"Plum Hair Jokes THESE JOKES ARE BASED ON GIRLS WITH PLUM HAIR IF YOU DONT KNOW THAT MUCH ABOUT PLUM HAIR YOU DYE YOUR HAIR TO GET PLUM SO.... ENJOY"

"I got fucking hammered last night so I made sure I took the bus home It was ok, except for all the passengers screaming at me to stop driving."

"*presses wheelchair accessible button* *rolls 5 year old in on dolly restrained like Hannibal Lector* ""We're here for a haircut."""

"You could be a ""Before"" model."

"Did you hear the one about the guy who had to go to the ER with six toy horses in his anus? They listed his condition as stable."

"I thought I Kuwait but then I Saudi Turkey and my Bahrain was like Oman I Israel Hungary so Iran."

"Why does the fat chick give the best blowjobs? She closes her eyes and imagines she's having cordon bleu."