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Joke of the Day

"Context is everything ""Jesus loves you!"" A lovely thing to hear in church. Not so much in a Mexican prison."

"Sometimes I wonder if the ghost in my house thinks he's being haunted by some angry, naked, drunk guy."

"I SWEAR I'm not addicted to brake fluid.. I only use it in a clutch."

"How much power does a nun have. Nun!"

"What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef. The Laughing Stock joke reminded me of this one."

"Working for sanitation truly is a thankless job Not only do you have to take your boss's shit, you have to deal with everyones"

"No no, I'm not going to pay for these hot wings, I discovered them and you JUST GOT COLUMBUSED"

"Reddit is like cancer it's much bigger than you thought."

"Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if you name was ""MMMMMMMMMUUUUUUAAAAAAHHHHHHH."""

"Survival Tip: if a bear comes at you, do not try to ""sweep the leg"". They've all seen The Karate Kid and learned how to defend against it."