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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a 2D fairy? Pixie-lated"
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"What drink did the Karate Master order? Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)"
"Your hands aren't tied down when you're at the dentist, you're allowed to put your hands in his mouth too."
"What do Mexican people call really upbeat TV shows? CCTV"
"i don't always add and multiply, just sum times"
"Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia? Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)"
"Who is modern fiction's most notorious serial killer? George R. R. Martin."
"A man walks into a bar after a long day in the mines He asks the bartender for some whiskey, but the bartender replies; ""Sorry, we can't sell alcohol to miners."""
"What do you call a electric Volkswagen? A **Volts**wagon"
"That's one healthy flower bed you've got blooming in your backyard. How many bodies do you have buried there? -My attempts at small talk."