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"I'm trying to think of a good algebra joke but I cant find the right angle..."
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"How do you catch a digital fish Online"
"Why aren't there any female butchers? Because anytime they touch meat it turns to bone."
"When you say you don't feel good ""Are you pregnant?"" -people without kids ""Do you have to poop?"" -people with kids"
"I heard that if you play the Windows NT 4.0 CD backwards you'll get a satanic message. But the most frightening thing is that if you play it forward it installs NT 4.0!"
"I was in denial until her wake... But then I saw her face... now I'm a bereaver"
"I burned 1000 calories today... Forgot I had a pizza in the oven."
"Why is it so wet in Great Britain? Because of all the kings and queens that reigned (rained) there."
"Where are you from? ""So where are you from?"" ""I'm a Liberian"" ""Oh sorry"" \*whispers* ^""where ^are ^you ^from?"""
"Somebody should open an arcade called The Jungle, and hire Axl Rose to welcome the customers."