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Joke of the Day
"What did the bartender say to the foreskin? ""You're cut off."""
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"What is the last thing you eat before you die? You bite the dust."
"Well, that escalated quickly! http://imgur.com/Sjrxt6L"
"People always tell me not to piss in the shower... ...but you know, it's difficult not to when you're taking a shit"
"What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels is still killing indians."
"What do cows like on their hotdogs? MOOstard."
"What happens if you put the Energizer Bunny's batteries in backwards? He keeps coming and coming and coming..."
"Aladdin's love for carpet rides must have saved Jasmine thousands of dollars in waxing fees and razors."
"Girl's are like blackjack I'm always hoping for 21 but I keep hitting on 14."
"Why did the composer go to the chiropractor? Because he had Bach problems"