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Joke of the Day
"What did the bartender say to the foreskin? ""You're cut off."""
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"""I literally died."" - white girls in heaven."
"Michael Jackson breaks into WALMART. He only steals lotion. Turning to the security camera he whispers ""smooth criminal"" and moonwalks away"
"What's better than watching a woman wrestle? Seeing her box."
"I guess I just felt safer when Martha Stewart was still in prison."
"Star Wars joke: What is the Rancor's favorite candy? Jawa breakers."
"What's got two legs and bleed a lot? half-a-dog!"
"Who plays center forward for the vampire football team? The ghoulscorer."
"If I had a time machine, I'd just keep going back every 8-9 hours so I could sleep more."