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Joke of the Day
"Girl's are like blackjack I'm always hoping for 21 but I keep hitting on 14."
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"My son: do kids that get bullied go to college? Me: no they go to the police academy"
"My favorite worst joke ever Two guys walk into a bar. One guy says, ""Hey, Frank... I'm not feeling so good..."" Then he falls to the ground, and he DIES! *Ehhhhhhh????*"
"What do you call a Chinese fly with no wings? A wok."
"What do you call it when you're breastfeeding and nothing comes out? A milk dud."
"According to my Nike fitness app, I watched TV for 6 miles this week."
"What did Simba say to his dad when he was moving too slow? Mufasa!"
"Sure he's handsome, funny, smart, charming and successful, but can he fit 54 M&M's in his mouth at once? I didn' fink fo"
"Did Adam and Eve have bellybuttons? *reason #42 why I can't fall asleep"
"Two pretzels are walking down the street. One was assaulted."