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Joke of the Day

"Well, that escalated quickly! http://imgur.com/Sjrxt6L"

"The F.U.N. Song F is for fascists who kill jews together U is for you and me N is for anywhere and any time at all down in the auschwitz death camp"

"What is a black guy's favorite game to play with the kids? Peekaboo."

"Me: Guess what Her: What Me: The opposite of Aquaman Her: ... Me: Is Landlady Her: ... Me: ... Her: Your rent is still due tomorrow Me: Ok"

"What makes a joke about ISIS funny? The execution"

"The doctor had to remove my fungal infection. It's a shame. It was really starting to grow on me."

"LPT: Never take advice from people on Reddit. Not even this."

"Someone once asked me if I was drunk. I said yes. That was the shortest job interview I've ever had."

"Have you got a copy of ""Living with a small penis ?"" Librarian ""I don't think its in yet"" ""Yep thats the one"" I replied"

"What's the difference between ignorance and indifference? I don't know and I don't care."