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Joke of the Day
"Why is fruit so expensive? I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus."
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"A naked woman robbed a bank... No one could remember her face."
"Ah, spring is here. Time to open the windows and remind my neighbors that I know every word to the ""Grease"" soundtrack."
"What do they call the Hunger Games in Japan? Battle Royale with cheese"
"Whats the most politically divided animal? The polar bear.. I'll see myself out..."
"Monsters won't stop chasing me. I don't wanna play today dammit!"
"Diamond engagement rings are so last year. Ask for her hand in marriage by presenting her with a full tank of gas."
"I like my coffee like I like my women From a third world country and covered in cream"
"the older i get, the more understandable britney's meltdown seems to me"
"Today's youth are getting worse.. Today's youth are getting worse. I was in a church yesterday, when I saw a guy lighting a cigarette from the candle. I was so shocked, that I dropped my beer bottle"