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Joke of the Day
"Netflix just asked me ""Are you really going to eat that too?"""
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"Did you hear Macklemore changed his name? He's Mackle-less now"
"it really hurt my feelings when you called me a stalker to your friend when you guys thought you were alone in the locker room"
"A paedophile says to a school boy ""I'll give you a lolly if you come into the van"" The boy replies ""Give me the whole bag and I'll cum into your mouth""."
"Whats fun for 9/10 people? gang-rape"
"What is a punny play? A play on words."
"I know I know So what do you call a black woman who has had 9 abortions? A Crime Fighter!!!"
"Communist alternative of ""grab 'em by the pussy"" would be... ...""seize the means of reproduction."""
"It must be hard to send Barack Obama a Thank You card without sounding sarcastic."
"What do we want?"" ""A cure for ADHD!"" ""When do we want it?"" ""Squirrel!"""