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Joke of the Day

"Scientists have found out what a woman wants. But she had already changed her mind."

"Q: What does a turkey do when he flies upside down? A: He gobbles up."

"An Italian and a Greek get in a fight over sex Greek: the Greeks invented sex centuries before the Italians! Italians: maybe so but we improved on it by introducing it to women!"

"TIFU by Mixing up my Pastor's Sandwich Order at Subway! Whoops, wrong *sub*."

"Oh you're a Football fan? Okay then name 3 of their albums. Yeah. That's what I thought."

"Why did all the female pandas want to mate with that one male panda? Because he had the big bamboo."

"Spiderman is just another guy who ends up with sticky hands and covered in white stuff after being on the web."

"Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops? Because they lactose."

"I was just casually strolling down the street... and suddenly when I looked up, I saw a baseball getting bigger and bigger, and I was wondering why that was. Then it hit me."

"[finally rich enough to go to a tailor] ""How can I help you sir?"" One clothes please!"