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Joke of the Day

"This just happened and it could be a joke... No. Really. I was swinging my fork around and got dumplings in my eyes. It wasn't that bad."

"Q: How do you describe a blonde surrounded by drooling idiots? A: Flattered."

"I met a girl with 12 Nipples, sounds funny? Dozen tit"

"Why is K-pop the best genre of music? It has Seoul."

"What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones."

"Game Journalism ^^^^Thats ^^^^The ^^^^joke"

"My lift to work was late to arrive at the train station, so I killed the driver... ...I thought it was fair but some said it was a loco-motive"

"I like my women they way I like my wine 15 years old and locked in the basement."

"What do you get from a cow on the North Pole? Cold cream!"

"I hope the Orioles keep up their winning streak, Baltimore has been on fire lately."