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Joke of the Day
"What happened when the red ship and the blue ship crashed They were marooned"
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"Kids these days be like.. Hashtag, you're it"
"Grossest Joke I've Ever Heard. What's the difference between Menstrual Blood and Sand? You can't gargle sand."
"Why does Kim Jong Un love books? Because he is the Supreme Reader."
"Which vitamine are feminists missing? D"
"I tried to use the bury a dog above a body trick the graveyard employee didnt let me"
"I'm thinking of opening a sperm bank and calling it... ""Get a load of this guy"""
"What's the best part about living in Flint, Michigan? Leaded gasoline is pretty cheep!"
"If you find stocking stuffers in stores around Christmas, what do you find around Thanksgiving? Stuffing stockers."
"Awkward=when autocorrect changes 'sooner' to 'sober' so email to 8 yr. old's teacher reads ""I apologize for not getting back to you sober"""