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Joke of the Day

"A sandwich walks into a bar And orders a drink. The bartender says : ""sorry sir, we don't serve food""."

"Hear about the new book that teaches both reading and STD prevention? It's called See Dick Run."

"Christmas Presents I told my girlfriend that every time we had sex I would add a dollar to how much i would spend on her christmas present, so far she's getting a McChicken."

"I've seen in war movies where women have to smother their crying babies to get them to be quiet so how come never on an airplane?"

"Sorry I broke up with you via interpretive dance."

"I will tell you a racist mexican joke in three, two, Juan..."

"What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your day, but anal sex will make your hole weak."

"Why Is Santa So Jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live >:)"

"Farming isn't for everyone.. But hay, it's in my jeans."

"CASHIER: its declined ME: run it again C: sir, is this one of those fake credit cards they mail out ME: no C: your name is ""local resident""?"