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"How depressed are you on a scale from 1 to ""regularly visits song lyrics websites""?"
"Why did the redditor go to /r/zelda? To boost his link karma! (X-post from /r/Jokes)"
"i hate when the news guys say ""our nation's capital"". stop jerking us around and tell us what city it is"
"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean"
"What did the joke say to the anti-joke ""I'm a joke,"" and the proceeded to cry into his beer."
"Sometimes I'll order things online & pay for handling but not shipping. I don't want the product; I just want them to move it around a bit."
"What do you call a sinking ship from BP's Mexico division? A Pedro leak."
"I've decided to delete all the Germans from my phone. I want to make it Hans-free!"
"Did you hear about the chicken that wanted to take ballet lessons? ""He wanted to be a hentertainer."""