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Joke of the Day
"Always tweet as if your unfollowers are watching."
Next Joke
"I copied my Match.com bio from a used car website. White Good condition Reliable Cheap No evidence of rear end damage. Must See."
"What flavor do termites like best? Chair-y"
"What mythical creature is the most bloody? A hemogoblin!"
"I can't date fat women anymore... I just found out I'm lactose intolerant. Note: I just heard this from some landscapers as I walked my dog."
"Easter used to be called Wester But they decided to take things in a new direction."
"Just had a water fight over the park with a bunch of local kids... I won!! No one's a match for me and my kettle."
"Even a broken clock is right twice a day, unless it lives with a woman"
"William Shatner is going to sponsor a new line of women's jeans made to hide adult diapers underneath. They're going to be called Shatner Pants."
"Millions are killed each year because they go potty without checking behind the shower curtain first. Be smart. Peep before you poop."