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Joke of the Day
"I think mountains are funny.... they're *hill areas*"
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"What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot"
"A mushroom walks into a bar and orders a drink... The bartender says, ""Sorry, we don't serve mushrooms here."" The mushroom says, ""Hey, I may be a mushroom, but I'm a real fun-guy!"""
"What did the scientist say after discovering the medicinal content of homeopathic remedies ? 0mg !!!!"
"Thank god we don't send messages with pigeons anymore. Where would I find 200 pigeons every day?"
"""hey is that a banana in your pock--"" *his pants open* *a banana steps out* *it walks towards you* *it hugs you* ""u have freed me. thank u"
"Do you want to hear a trick to get a head in life? Murder"
"What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?"
"If you watch Wall-E backwards its about a little robot that would rather live alone forever than deal with fat people."
"Startup idea Dating app for pedophiles, Kinder. [huh?](/s ""Yiddish for 'children'. Also, 'pssss, wanna buy a startup?'"")"