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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk guy."

"Hey girl! Is your name Google.? Boy: Hey girl! Is your name Google.? Girl: No-But why..? Boy: bcoz you have all the things I'm searching for....!"

"I'm pretty confident I can perform this Appendectomy on myself. Thanks YouTube"

"Wha do you call when a whale gets circumcised? A huge disappointment. Edit: give me a T!"

"Just received an email listing 5 ways to prevent divorce. 'Don't get married' wasn't on there. Or 'murder.' Stupid list."

"How does Moses make his coffee? Hebrews it!"

"Did you hear about the kidnapping at the school? It's fine, he woke up."

"Did you hear about the piglets who wanted to do something special for mother's day? What did they do? They threw a sowprize party."

"Why do pirates have trouble walking? Arrrr-thritis"

"Man: ""If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?"" Priest: ""No, not if you did not know."" Man: ""Then why did you tell me?"""