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Joke of the Day

"Difference between GF & WIFE Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs. Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? A: 45 minutes."

"Fun Date Idea: Find a balloon, forget about the date, you have a balloon now."

"If I had 10 cookies and someone takes away 5, what would they have? A broken hand"

"I'm a journalist. My paper asked if I would write an article about bukkake I said ""I've got it covered""..."

"Yes I wore a $900 fuchsia southern belle dress to your kid's baptism. When I was your bridesmaid, you said I could always wear it again."

"Just burned 2000 calories trying to avoid someone I know at the grocery store."

"A hillbilly walks up to his sister and says ""have sex with me."" She replies ""if you incest."""

"What do a plate of homemade brownies and a golden shower have in common? Urine for a treat."

"what do you call a closet full of lesbians? a liquor closet"

"What did the baby corn say to the momma corn? Where's pop corn?"