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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a security guard who works at Samsung? a Guardian of the Galaxy"
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"What do you get when you cross a Jew? Christianity."
"Women who say the quickest way to a mans heart is through his stomach hasn't seen his browser history."
"[at funeral] Me: ""I'm sorry your husband died in that boating accident in Venice"" Widow: ""please no.... Me: ""you have my gondolances"""
"How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb? 100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say ""I could do that."""
"What was the name of Tom Sawyer's fish? Huckleberry Fin!"
"Why would you ever ""brave"" the cold when you can ""complain about"" it?"
"Doctor: ""Your x-ray showed a broken rib... ... but we fixed it with Photoshop."""
"What do you call a rigged carnival? An UnFair."
"Memories. That's how I want to be remembered."