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Joke of the Day

"What does a gay horse eat? Haaaaay!"

"All it took was a skirt and one strong gust of wind and all of a sudden, my spirit animal is Hello Kitty."

"I found a new passion yesterday pairing socks. I guess I just enjoy bringing sole mates together."

"Paris is suing Fox News for repeatedly insulting it. Also suing them for the same reason: your intelligence."

"I've never seen a chameleon. Good job, chameleons."

"I saw a sausage fly by my window I must be going insane it was actually a bird. I think I've taken a Tern for the Wurst"

"What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox? If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail."

"I'm starting to think my crippled neighbor is gay. I am not sure if I should call him a fruit or a vegetable"

"I'm sorry, Black Lives Matter is actually a peaceful and forward thinking movement that our society needs... Now if you could all stop sending me death threats on twitter that would be great."

"My teeth are so white, they adopted 14 kids."