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Joke of the Day

"What does a gay horse eat? Haaaaay!"

"[Phone with Mom] ""Did you just friend request me?"" I'm on fb now ""I'm not adding you"" Fine do your own laundry then *accepts friend request*"

"I like reserving tables at restaurants using unique names so I can hear the hostess announce, ""Optimus Prime? Your table for 5 is ready!"""

"Why were the bakers hands brown? Because he was kneading a shite"

"The opposite of a nightmare is a morningstallion."

"My dyslexic friend is getting married! I'm a groomsman, but a dog is my friend's best man."

"I hate people with artism"

"Well, say what you will about Jerry Sandusky... At least we know he drives slowly through school zones."

"What's the hardest part about roller-blading? Telling your parents you're gay."

"What do you get if you bake weed into apple pastry? A high turnover."