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Joke of the Day
"How does a penman make his living? He charges a calligra-fee of course!"
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"I see your sister's sick burn and raise you mine. ""If you're gonna be a dick, wear a condom over your head."" She's 9."
"""I will love you forever or until I cum"" MEN"
"I called a dentist.. I: I would like an appointment. Dentist: Sure, what time would you like to come. I: Two thirty."
"I'm sponsoring this new group that teaches underprivileged children about basic math terms Upvote for divisibility"
"I always carry a picture of my wife and kids in my wallet. It reminds me of why there is no fucking money in there."
"What's the worst part of being a cook in prison? Having to toss everyone's salad"
"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? It's an obscure number, you wouldn't know it."