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Joke of the Day

"You guys know that there are things higher than kites, right?"

"Amnesia I was going to tell a joke about amnesia, but I forgot what it was."

"Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That information is strictly secret and shared only with the Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical Order."

"The best way to respond when a girl asks you if she's fat is to fake a seizure."

"Did you know that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape?"

"I can teach you to write in steps. I call it stair-case...."

"Wait what do you mean Jesus loves me? Did he say something to you? OMG I'm freaking out right now tell me his exact words."

"A healthy man has a thousand wishes and a sick person only one... ... to win the election"

"Students of Chemistry Helium walks into a bar. The bartender says ""We don't serve noble gasses in here."" Helium doesn't react."

"Having kids isn't that bad, just don't have like the really young ones."