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Joke of the Day

"Wait what do you mean Jesus loves me? Did he say something to you? OMG I'm freaking out right now tell me his exact words."

"Safe words are for quitters."

"What do you call an army tow-truck? Camotow"

"Sorry if this comes across as offensive... Two dyslexic men attempt to rob a train. One man shouts to the carriage ""Air in the hands motherstickers!"" The other man shouts ""This is a fuck up!"""

"How do you get a gay guy to screw a women? Shit in her pussy."

"A man entered a pun contest and submitted 10 puns, hoping at least one would win... No pun in ten did."

"What do you call a mexican drug dealer? MariJUANa"

"Q: What did the tree say when it messed up? A: It was an oakcident."

"A waiter took my plate before I was done and I watched him carry it away like it was my sibling who was just chosen for the hunger games"

"""I have a cure for your burning bush."" """" Moses hitting on the ladies"