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Joke of the Day
"The best way to respond when a girl asks you if she's fat is to fake a seizure."
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"'Ghost In The Shell' ran tests to make white actors look asian. Turns out actors aren't very good at math."
"I just found out I had sex with a monkey in a previous life You cant blame me though because it was really long ago, and I was the first Human that wasnt fully a monkey myself."
"Yo mama so fat Her shirt size has more x's than a 12 Year olds gamertag"
"What did the Ents yell as they attacked Isengard? Ambush."
"Last year I was quite miserable and depressed, so I made it my new year's resolution to turn that around. Thanks 2016, you helped me achieve my goal and made me depressed and miserable."
"I named my dog karma She's very well behaved."
"I always high five black people Because I don't want to leave them hanging."
"Broke Up with my girlfriend today It's now shattered, so we'll watch something else tonight"
"Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone"