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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? About 60 pounds."

"I was going to repost this really condescending joke I read, but... you guys didn't get it last time, and probably wont get it this time either."

"Q: What do Clinton and JFK have in common? A: They haven't had any brains for the last thirty years."

"My laptop is so dumb. Every time it says ""Your password is incorrect"", I type in: ""incorrect"" and the silly thing still tells me the same thing."

"""This joke is told through a third persons omniscient point of view."" Said the guy who wanted everyone to know that he had gotten an A in his literature class."

"What concert only costs 45 cents? 50 cent featuring Nickleback."

"What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus"

"Why are C programmers never invited to parties? They have no class"

"What kind of turns do letters take? U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because the 7 didn't fucking bend."