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Joke of the Day
"""'There is no 'I' in team!"" *Steve Jobs yells at his iTeam*"
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"What`s the difference between chinese people and racism? Racism has many faces"
"I wanted to volunteer and do something good this holiday season... So I helped these dyslexic kids write letters to Satan."
"i mute every grouptext cuz friendship is cool but also generally annoying"
"Why Don't Jews Like Ions? They prefer their molecules free of charge."
"What is the most uptight human instinct? Sex, there's hundreds of thousands of sex offenders."
"Larry Page's note to himself when wife mentions she wants motorola, she means phone."
"What type of bagel can fly? A plain bagel"
"Question: If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman around to hear him is he still wrong?"
"""I take pride in my job. I transport the worlds most precious cargo"" -oh, u drive a school bus? ""LMAO Hell no! I'm a drug smuggler u nerd"""