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Joke of the Day

"Do you want to examine a whole colon? ;;"

"I'm not sure what 'First World Problems' means so I tried to look it up on my phone but I can't get 3G service here and my life is horrible!"

"I really enjoy banging Asian babes, but.... every time I look down to check out the action, my dick is pixelated!"

"Have you guys tried McDonald's new Premium McWrap? So much better than the Budget McWrap, which is a dead mouse in a cabbage leaf."

"What do you call a hot pepper with nothing inside it? A hollowpeno"

"What do you call a herd of masturbating cattle? Beef strokinoff"

"job interview tip: show up wearig the exact same thing as ur interveiwer, whispre ""dress for the job u want, right?"" then just stare at them"

"What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. [Currently my 7 year old daughter's favorite joke]"

"What do you call a blind german? A Not - see (Nazi)"

"Top Gun (PG) - 1986 A military jet suffers thru two arrogant pilots' bro-speak until finally fighting back, killing one of them - 110 mins"