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"Do you want to examine a whole colon? ;;"
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"What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman? ""I think I'm in loaf."" Ba dum, tss."
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"What are Aladdin's least favourite biscuits Jaffar Cakes"
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"Seriously, Twitter. Do NOT import my contacts."
"What's cold and scary?! I-scream!"