201528

Joke of the Day

"May the bards singeth this song henceforth on the 31st of August Oh my god its a happening My balls I am a grappling A tree grown from a sapling On the day that was the fappening"

"A use for a banana Bring a banana instead of a sign if you're protesting to ban Ana."

"I'm going to Bangalore to open a second hand clothing store. And I'm gonna call it ""Who's Sari Now."""

"If kryptonite is Superman's only weakness, what is Supperman's only weakness? Leftovernite"

"A group of wild dads just ran into my back yard, built a shed, filled it with tools and told me not to touch any of them or I'd be grounded."

"Why did the two chicken crossed the road? Because The Hound wanted to eat both of them."

"How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs? None...he fell"

"I am one bottle of shower gel away from being able to open my own Christmas gift shop in my shower."

"I'm going to run errands, need anything? ""Yes, some new light bulbs"" Why, our current bulbs are too heavy? ""And a good divorce lawyer"""

"What did people do every 5 seconds before Facebook and Twitter?"