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Joke of the Day
"Dial Up Connection Was the original Dubstep."
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"I doubt anyone's actually ""dying"" from seeing a cute baby picture on FB, but we can always dream."
"If I ever wanted to kill myself... climbing up your ego and jumping down to your IQ level would get the job done."
"What do you call a dog with no hind legs? Dragon balls."
"Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter."
"How can you tell if your horse is gay? His dick tastes like shit."
"What does it take to have a Beatles reunion? 2 more bullets"
"There are 10 kinds of people in this world those who can count in binary and those who can't."
"Cat: Lame. Just lame. Me: Shut up. Not everyone goes out Friday nights u know. Cat: Leave extra food out. Im bringing a girl home. Me: ...ok"
"What are Hillary Clinton, Elizabeth Warren, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, and Theresa May doing in a room together? ...playing bridge."