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Joke of the Day
"How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? A fish"
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"What did the man order at the Indian restaurant? It's Naan of your business."
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"I was going to buy some Veet wax strips, but then i realized they were a rip-off"
"An Irish elocution lesson Say the following words together quickly: Whale. Oil. Beef. Hooked."
"""When I'm done shitting on your car I'm going to watch your wife undress through her window""-Birds"
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"What's orange and sounds like a Parrot? A Carrot"