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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone with March Madness who doesn't even like basketball? A hypochondriac"
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"BBC's Sherlock got cancelled Shit, no Sherlock."
"Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink."
"90% of the contacts in my phone are useless"
"The entire plot of spiderman A teenage boy finds out he can shoot white stuff out his body"
"I like to confuse my husband. So I smiled at him this morning."
"How do you move a 2000 lb dinosaur? Don't know?? Use DINO-MITE"
"I'm so good at this Fitbit thing! I reached my daily step goal before I even left my bed this morning!"
"The odds of being killed by a shark are 1 in 3,748,067. So if you know 3,748,066 people who haven't been killed by a shark: avoid the ocean."
"I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching my license plate before I ran down all the people I hate"